- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

identical jokes get different votes.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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