Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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