Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

"Knock knock." "No."

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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