- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

The chicken crossed the road.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Poop

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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