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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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general tso's broccoli

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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