Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Justin Beiber

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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epic win?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Anti Joke

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