- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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