- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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