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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Continents are large islands.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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