Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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No.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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