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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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