A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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minorities

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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