- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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