- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

A black student graduated High School

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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