roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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the bible

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

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