- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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