- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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