- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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i like men but im not gay

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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