what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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