Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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no really what are ur names?

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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www.xnxx.com

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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