what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A bar walks into a man

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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