Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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