Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -20

save me from the nothing ive become

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops