- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A miserable man committed suicide.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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