- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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