- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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