- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

yolo your orange looks orange

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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