Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Men

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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