What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is the difference?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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