if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Anti Joke

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