- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Are you a tree

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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