this website even though its hilarious.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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I am quite mature.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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