- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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