- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What is a jew in space? Dead

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Ask me if im a tree? No

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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