- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Do you know the muffin man? No

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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