A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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