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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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