Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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The american education system.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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