Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Skrillex.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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