What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Neil Lewis

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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