why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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