- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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knock knock come in!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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