- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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