- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

seek beauty

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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