- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Gus's mom

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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