Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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