Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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