- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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