How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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