Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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roses are red violets are blue

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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69

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Life

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Anti Joke

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