What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Tilt your screen back

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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