I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

did you stub your toe?

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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