Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Tucker Rivera

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

... Chan chan

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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