- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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