- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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