- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

10inch nice

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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