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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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