you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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