- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Your mother is so fat.

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