- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no