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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

your mum

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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