What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What's a joke? Funny

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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taking out the trash... at night

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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