Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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copy me and i will kill you

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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