- Anti Joke

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Neither did she.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.