- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

The Big Band Theory

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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