Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Anti Joke

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