Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Good afternoon.

Shea's sty....

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What is the difference?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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