What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

i like it in the mouth

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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