What do u call a cripple Biv

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Logan's gay

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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