i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Ebola

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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VAGINA.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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