What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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who is awesome? no one...

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Ben Corbishley

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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