Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

The Female Orgasm

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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