- Anti Joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Penis.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.