what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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My name is Jeff

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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