- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Samraj.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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