- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

a man walked into a bar....

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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