- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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