- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A man buys a prius

I love alchohol!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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