How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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you gay?

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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