What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Knock knock *open*

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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